‘They’re Good Friends’: Nintendo Has Officially Said That Mario and Princess Peach Aren’t A Couple

Okay, but in the same way your aunt has a “roommate,” right?

By Braden Bjella

Published 9 minutes ago in Facepalm

For years, the video-game community has made jokes about how Mario is repeatedly “friend-zoned” by Peach. Now, Nintendo has come out and said that, well, yeah, of course he’s in the friend zone — Mario and Peach and just “good friends.”


According to a recent post in the Nintendo Today! App, “Princess Peach and Mario are good friends and help each other out whenever they can.” Feels pretty one-sided here, given how many castles Mario has had to visit to “help Peach out,” but again, per Nintendo, he’s just doing all that because Peach is a really good friend.


Also, they still kiss sometimes. You know how friends are!

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