Though Taylor Swift’s fake A.I. porn may have dominated headlines this week, Twitter pimple @Zvbear learned one hell of a lesson about getting clout at the singer’s expense — you don’t want Bad Blood with Swifties.


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It remains unclear who, exactly, started the trend of creating and sharing non-consensual pornographic A.I. photos of Swift, @Zvbear was one of several uploading these images, a decision that landed him in hot water with Taylor fans (and possibly the law). Yet even amid this backlash, @Zvbear remained smug, a bit too confident that Swifties, in all their might and mass, would never be able to uncover his true identity.



“I don’t care how powerful Swifties are, they'll never find me,” he avowed as his offending photos set Taylor fans seething. “I’m like the Joker I use fake numbers and addresses.”


Despite this excruciatingly 8chan avowal, it appears wannabe Joker @Zvbear— or should we say 28-year-old Zubear Abdi — quickly came to a harrowing discovery: We live in a society … where Swifties can and will doxx you into oblivion.



“I wish my name was zubair abdi (not be confused with "zubear"),” Taylor fan @theantiqueswift captioned snaps of the influencer’s home, address and phone number. “I also i wish i could get this nice house with this exact address in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. This is ‘my’ number for anyone who can help.”


“They got that full government (name) in headlines now dawg he's FINISHED,” joked @upblissed, while @Melodic_Lemons3 took a moment to note Abdi’s looming legal woes.

“Zubear Mohamed Abdi is cooked,”  they captioned a news report detailing how the White House was "alarmed" by the fake images of Swift. 



In light of this massive doxxing effort — and managing to piss off the President of the United States  — Abdi finally conceded, announcing he would be privating his account in a “tactical retreat” — which is 4chan for bunkering even deeper in his mother’s basement while he waits to evade culpability.


“I gotta go private till this tsunami passes,” he wrote in the early hours of Thursday morning, noting that the only time he had been forced to briefly close shop had been due to “Jen*na Ortega fans.”



“Now I’m dealing with Swifties. A whole different animal,” he continued. “This is a Tactical Retreat, every great army has done this.”


While the latter half of Abdi’s statement has yet to be seen — the French called, they want their white flag back — one thing is certain: if you mess with Taylor, expect Swift justice … and to get doxxed into oblivion.