Some men just want to see the world burn, and @unemployedwineguy is testing the limits of the most trashed Chicago liqueur, Jeppson’s Malört.


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The amateur sommelier has been doing a series where he creates classic cocktails using Malört.


Through it's clear that after 12 episodes of making Manhattans, Martinis, Moscow mules, and Old fashions, the jet fuel-tasting spirit has eaten away at @unemployedwineguy’s human spirit.




The most recent episode has him putting a shot of Malört into a glass of Four Loko Gold. Not only is this man beet red and sweating but he starts singing “Hurt” by Nine Inch Nails.


At one point he stops blinking and starts talking about skunks.


“It tastes like apples inside a skunk pouch, sprinkled with loneliness,” he describes.



Looking back at his first episode which premiered in April of last year, @unemployedwineguy is clean-shaven and still has some light in his eyes.


He makes Ranch Water using Malört instead of tequila. The results are exactly what you expect – a drink that tastes exactly like moldy limes.


“The worst part is that this is episode one,” he said foreshadowing his fate.


His fans and commenters are worried but true dirtbags know the war waging behind those eyes.



“When this man begins speaking in tongues I shall listen” replies @realquickone_. 


By episode 20 this man will make his full transformation into a cigarette butt.