Pete Hegseth wants our soldiers to look pretty. According to journalist Ken Klippenstein, this has resulted in Hegseth managing to put down the bottle long enough to compose a list of visual rules that soldiers must follow. This includes a ban on eyelash extensions, specific regulations about what shades of nail polish are permitted and also allowances for laser hair removal.

Yeah, it turns out, the Army’s rules about shaving now include just getting the dang hair lasered off. This will allegedly only be covered if you’ve failed a three-stage treatment plan in taking care of “pseudofolliculitis Barbae,” or razor bumps. After that, the government will pay for you to get the stuff removed via laser.

That might actually improve recruitment — just tell the teens you’ll have ‘em hairless, in peak physical form and back in time for spring break!