Brian Szasz has had one hell of a summer.
His stepfather, Hamish Harding was one of the victims on the OceanGate Titan submersible and amidst the search for the vessel, Szasz; went to a Blink-182 concert, asked an OnlyFans model to sit on his face, got into internet beef with Cardi B, used the n-word in said beef, and briefly deleted his Twitter.
I need an attorney, allegedly I got caught up in a prostitution ring setup.
— Brian (@audioguy182) September 13, 2023
Now, the billionaire stepson has asked his followers for some legal help, tweeting, “I need an attorney, allegedly I got caught up in a prostitution ring set up” he pleaded, in between posting about Taylor Swift at the VMAs.
Two hours does a lot to a man https://t.co/bajwalEGi8 pic.twitter.com/XWoYUB5C2a
— Stefan Delara (@StefanDelara) September 13, 2023
The word allegedly is doing so very heavy lifting in his tweet. Yet, after these last couple of months, Szasz getting “caught up in a prostitution ring” is pretty par for the course.
An attorney would tell you not to tweet about this dude lol https://t.co/fJxLSqsmas
— Gargle (@GargleMyBalls_) September 13, 2023
“An attorney would tell you not to tweet about this dude lol,” said one Twitter user.
Hell yeah buddy spend that inheritance https://t.co/ef82k5TGnp
— Nick Beef (@TheGigconomist) September 13, 2023
But how else will Szasz get the top-tier law talent he needs to get out of soliciting charges? It’s not dry snitching if you are simply just doing your research.
The surprising part is that some people are offering their services. No matter how big or little their expertise in the law is.
“Let me know if you need anything I’m not an attorney but I did drop out of some pre-law classes,” said @choochootrain91.
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