Move over, wearing short shorts, having a big nose, and traversing a misty field, a new contender emerged vying for the superlative of being the absolute sluttiest thing a man can do – properly storing and returning a flat iron.


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On Tuesday, June 20, Twitter user @arealglitterbae took to the platform with a truly mind-boggling tale of boys gone wild, recounting the flawless way she received her hair straightener after leaving it with a pal.



“I left my hair straightener at my friend's house and he, a straight man, returned it to me like this,” she recalled, including a snap of the perfectly-wrapped hot tool.


The straightener was packaged so perfectly, in fact,  @arealglitterbae said she even learned a thing or two about her flat iron.


“He locked it and everything. I didn’t even know there was a lock on it,” she quipped, dubbing the flawless return as being “hands down the sluttiest thing a man has ever done.”




Yet it seems @arealglitterbae was far from alone in recognizing this momentous moment.


“Ran through,” quipped @FollowTheLaoide.


To paraphrase commenter @ylomii, this man could tie us up like that any day of the goddamn week.