Move over, wearing short shorts, having a big nose, and traversing a misty field, a new contender emerged vying for the superlative of being the absolute sluttiest thing a man can do – properly storing and returning a flat iron.
On Tuesday, June 20, Twitter user @arealglitterbae took to the platform with a truly mind-boggling tale of boys gone wild, recounting the flawless way she received her hair straightener after leaving it with a pal.
I left my hair straightener at my friends house and he, a straight man, returned it to me like this. He locked it and everything. I didn’t even know there was a lock on it. Hands down the sluttiest thing a man has ever done. pic.twitter.com/zpAd7eiJPO
— niamh (@arealglitterbae) June 20, 2023
“I left my hair straightener at my friend's house and he, a straight man, returned it to me like this,” she recalled, including a snap of the perfectly-wrapped hot tool.
The straightener was packaged so perfectly, in fact, @arealglitterbae said she even learned a thing or two about her flat iron.
“He locked it and everything. I didn’t even know there was a lock on it,” she quipped, dubbing the flawless return as being “hands down the sluttiest thing a man has ever done.”
Also I cannot believe I am about to defend a man but the cable is fine, the part where the cable joins to the body is built at a right angle, it wasn’t pulled, the straightener has been through worse, I’ve had it for 8 years, it still works, let’s not argue over cables <3 pic.twitter.com/Vn2yWrUqev
— niamh (@arealglitterbae) June 21, 2023
There’s this little switch on the underside!! pic.twitter.com/1dU6jkyJf7
— niamh (@arealglitterbae) June 21, 2023
Yet it seems @arealglitterbae was far from alone in recognizing this momentous moment.
“Ran through,” quipped @FollowTheLaoide.
To paraphrase commenter @ylomii, this man could tie us up like that any day of the goddamn week.
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