Ever since his first term in office, Trump observers have noticed something strange about his trousers. Yes, the President is an oddly-shaped man in general, but his pants attract particular attention, mostly because it really seems like he’s hiding something within them.

No, not like that.

Originally, people simply looked at photos of Trump playing tennis and surmised that he was wearing a diaper. Then, a series of strange bulges going down his leg made people speculate that he was secretly using a catheter. Now, it seems as though he’s very slightly peed himself — nothing more than a few drops, but still enough to attract attention.

If Trump really is incontinent, it wouldn’t be much of a surprise. For people of his advanced age, incontinence is pretty much a fact of life. Still, I will say it doesn’t feel *great* that the man in charge of the nukes either pees his pants or doesn’t know to shake it off after you’re done at the urinal.