Every Picture of Liam Neeson Covered in His Own Urine

Liam Neeson can save his kidnapped daughter, train Batman, and become one with the Force, but there’s one thing he apparently can’t do - find a toilet. For years, the internet has been drowning with pics of the Irish actor out on the town with his pants drenched in his own piss. The stains are chronicled in a bunch of Twitter and Reddit threads, and while some may be Photoshopped, most appear to be, unfortunately for all of us, completely real. 

“Let’s replace “does a bear shit in the woods” with “does Liam Neeson smell like pee."' tweeted Chris Fairbanks. The pics have even been talked about on  the Joe Rogen podcast, with Whitney Cummings genuinely theorizing “I think he just gets drunk and pisses himself a lot.” Fair enough. He’s an Irish guy who likes to drink, he makes millions of dollars and doesn’t care what you think. But still… c’mon, Liam. What the hell are you doing? 

Comedian Mike Recine went on the defensive, tweeting “Let Liam Neeson piss his pants you little tattletales.” He is, after all, a grown man. It’s none of our business if he’s potty trained or not.