The fashion world is a strange place. While many people are content to dress, you know, normal, others use the medium of style to express themselves. Take, for example, the lovely folks who chose to wear the nearly $2,000 sneakers that Balenciaga debuted in May 2022, which were designed to make it look like they had been put through a paper shredder. 


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Could you accomplish something similar with a pair of scissors and a Sharpie? Sure, but it’s fashion, baby — you just wouldn’t understand.


The world’s love of fashion has led to a popular genre of internet video called “Get Ready With Me,” or the unpronounceable GRWM for short. Generally, people use these videos to showcase their fits while making a statement about themselves. In some cases, these statements can be unintentional — like this guy, who revealed to the world that he doesn’t know how to wipe his ass.



In the video, King Paul shows himself getting ready for a dinner date. However, eagle-eyed viewers may notice something peculiar about his boxers — he’s got a skidmark.





King Paul has since owned up to his doo-doo pants, adding a few subsequent Tweets trying to capitalize on his unexpected fame through affiliate links.


Naturally, there were some people who thought that this whole thing was staged, given the fact that he captioned the post “I put that shit on fr.” But, I ask you, is that really better? “Oh no, he just shit himself for clout” — is that something you really want to believe?


Regardless of whether King Paul meant to do it or not, one thing’s for certain: It’s only a matter of time before skidmarks are seen on the runway — and very much intentionally.