Though Gypsy Rose Blanchard may have only been out of prison for less than a week, she’s already making the most of her time as a free woman — namely, getting absolutely dicked down by her hubby.


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On Tuesday, Blanchard headed to Instagram with a message for her husband, Ryan Anderson, and all the haters who have critiqued her taste in men since the pair stepped out following her release from Chillicothe Correctional Center in Chillicothe, Missouri on December 28 — he’s schlanging it.



“Ryan, don’t listen to the haters. I love you, and you love me. We do not owe anyone anything. Our family is who matters,” Blanchard commented on one of her husband’s most recent selfies, a front camera picture snapped from the quintessential Facebook MomTM angle. “If you get likes and good comments, great, if you get hate then whatever because THEY DON’T MATTER.”


Blanchard then turned her focus to more pressing matters — his apparently very impressive dick game.



“They jealous because you are rocking my world every night…yeah I said it, the D is fire,” she concluded. “Happy wife happy life.”



So take it from Gypsy Rose herself — don’t judge a book by its (apparently very Freud-ian) cover.