Former President Donald Trump’s taste (or lack thereof) for all-gold home decor is the least of his interior design concerns, Americans learned last week, as images purportedly depicting boxes of classified documents adorning several locations at his Mar-a-Lago compound in Palm Beach, Florida, shot to viral infamy.
Though 45 allegedly kept multiple boxes of classified documents through his Floridian abode, including "a ballroom, a bathroom and shower, an office space, [Trump’s] bedroom, and a storage room,” per his federal indictment, the second locale made the biggest splash online, a testament to its visual absurdity.
Former US President Donald Trump allegedly kept classified documents at various places in his Mar-a-Lago resort, including a public ballroom, bathroom and a bedroom https://t.co/tqsqoP5VA3 pic.twitter.com/PwXaUyjdpw
— CNN International (@cnni) June 9, 2023
Allegedly illustrating several bankers boxes filled with top-secret information piled atop his dark marble floor, stacked so high they’re nearly on the same plane as the bottom of his crystal chandelier, the image quickly began making the rounds on Twitter, several sounding off on the gaudy juxtaposition of possible federal crimes.
“Not sure anything has ever summarized Trump’s aesthetic better than a bathroom full of crimes with chandeliers and a tension rod shower curtain,” joked Twitter comedian @ZackBornstein, a sentiment several others echoed – and memed.
not sure anything has ever summarized trump’s aesthetic better than a bathroom full of crimes with chandeliers and a tension rod shower curtain pic.twitter.com/Tnn1jMJLAS
— Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) June 9, 2023
From smoking too much and landing at a federal crime scene to Mar-a-Lago make-outs, here are ten memes about Trump’s bathroom.
oh is it suddenly a crime to keep 75 boxes full of classified documents in your guest bathroom
— matthew. (@iAmTheWarax) June 10, 2023
so much for the tolerant left
Breaking News: Aristotle’s lost dialogues have been found in Trump’s bathroom. pic.twitter.com/hJO5I0NraB
— Will (@particularwill) June 11, 2023
oh no what am I gonna do about the boxes of classified documents in my bathroom. https://t.co/Xv6hDTTYu3 pic.twitter.com/HmqQKuf6KT
— write stories for what? (@sukiisukii18) June 10, 2023
FBI Agent: and you’re sure these are all of the classified documents?
— Ben Dreyfuss (@bendreyfuss) June 9, 2023
Lawyer 1: absolutely
FBI Agent: great. You mind if I use your bathroom?
(Lawyer 1 looks over at lawyer 2, who shakes his head rapidly)
Lawyer 1: uh we’re having some plumbing problems pic.twitter.com/FbHMq0t8XS
plumbing tip, if anything is leaking in the bathroom it should not be classified documents.
— NE Ohio Regional Sewer District (@neorsd) June 9, 2023
I shoulda never smoke that shit now I’m in the trump indictment classified document bathroom at mar-a-lago pic.twitter.com/r60EC5W9Bb
— is pro WGA (@EmmaTolkin) June 9, 2023
When you gotta take a shit in the Mar-a-Lago bathroom but the classified documents are in the way pic.twitter.com/CNdayM7mEG
— Tom Zohar (@TomZohar) June 9, 2023
I'm in the bathroom. I'm in the classified document storage location. I'm in the combination bathroom and classified document storage location
— Anosognosiogenesis (@pookleblinky) June 10, 2023
— a travesty in 9 parts (@travofoz) June 10, 2023
what if we kissed under the chandelier in the trump indictment secret document bathroom?? pic.twitter.com/ISd4rTuxRC
— vm ❊ (@tentwentysixpm) June 9, 2023
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