Semi-decent-kickboxer turned Romanian prisoner, Andrew Tate, has finally met his match: femcel influencers (or I guess his match that isn’t Greta Thunburg or jail ghosts).
Over the past several weeks, a handful of new relationship gurus have woven their way through the thick jungle of Pearl “I’m a star!” supercuts, emerging as femcel TikTok’s latest rising stars, a testament to their definitely not impractical dating advice — including charging men eight-figure sums for the privilege of calling them your girlfriend.
“If a man wanted me to be their girlfriend with what I know now and if I wasn’t married, I would say all expenses paid, okay?” @mina_theuniverseguru began one of her now-viral clips condemning boyfriend/girlfriend relationships, reposted to popular compilation page @feminineclips. “If you’re not gonna propose that’s fine, $10 million placed in my account right now.”
Her rationale behind this very reasonable request? None other than Tate’s favorite concept — high-value partners.
“If I’m gonna be your girlfriend for a year, that’s gonna really lower my mate value and you’re gonna build myself up so transfer $10 million into my account and I’ll think about being your girlfriend for a year,” she continued before dubbing the girlfriend label as “highly degrading for a woman.”
But it’s not just cash sums. Beyond forcing men to cough up enough money to buy an original Banksy, to @insherasevenwetrust, the concept of equality in a relationship is critical to romantic success — with “equality” very loosely defined. “It’s supposed to be 80/20,” she says in a clip that has since garnered nearly 57,000 likes, referencing her eponymous proverb, “Sheralations 1:11.” “You 20. That means you barely do anything. And they’re the 80. The guy’s 80,” she explains.
While we don't know if they’ll have any luck finding a man to pay them millions of dollars to date them (they probably won’t), we do know that they've found their audience, with Julia Fox giving her seal of approval: "I like this girl."
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