Hours after setting the internet ablaze with the glare seen ‘round the world at the Grammy Awards this past weekend, notable cow cosplayer and former leader of Billboard’s Songwriter Hot 100 chart Doja Cat, is back with another musical masterpiece — a banger unofficially titled “Sucking Dick And F**king Your Butt.”


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Earlier this week, Doja Cat took a break from her newfound hobby of convincing bored conspiracy theorists she’s in the Illuminati, to bless her 5.5. million Twitter followers with an original song featuring such poignantly moving lyrics (or should we say moo-ving), it could make even Beethoven weep tears of pride.


“Sucking dick and then I’m f**king your butt, I’m sucking dick and then I’m f**king your c***,” she sang in the clip, which has garnered more than 1.8 million views in its first 14-odd hours on the site, before concluding with a series of absolutely fire bars including “putting c*** inside of your nuts” and “f**king your dick and sucking piss out your butt.”



Singlehandedly embodying the phrase “let her cook,” several fans flocked to the post, begging Doja Cat to release this track ASAP, commending her impeccable songwriting chops (John Lennon could never —  not just because he’s dead!) and even noting its shocking likeness to Fleetwood Mac’s “Dreams.”





Doja Cat could easily write “Edge of Seventeen” but could Stevie Nicks write “Sucking Dick And F**king Your Butt”? Probably not, but hey, considering her (literally) instrumental role in “Bootylicious,” we wouldn’t rule it out.