Christian rapper Wavy Matt has a simple message: It’s time to stop beating your meat.


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While his song on the subject was originally posted last year, self-proclaimed “Christ Worshipper, Music Producer, Videogame Streamer, Art Enjoyer, Philosophy Reader, Gym Goer, Antichrist Disrespecter” (Jesus Christ, man) Wavy Matt has finally caught the viral attention he clearly desperately wanted all along. The song’s title? “Stop Jerking Off.”



In the video, Matt hits suburbia on a tricycle to tell the Lord’s people that “giving yourself a hand” is wrong. He’s even made a sign detailing his message, which I’m sure led to many curious neighborhood residents slowly closing their blinds and averting their childrens’ eyes. (The full video is available on YouTube, for the curious.)



It hurts to admit, but the beat (pun unavoidable) does go kind of hard, and if Matt is trying to capture the character of someone who really, really needs to rub one out, he’s done it well. However, the Christian message of the song is muddled by some of his other tracks, such as “Shut Up Bitch (Start Succin’)” and “Nut,” which features the line, “She said that she don’t want fuck so I made that bitch fuck.” I think that was in Leviticus?



Also curious: These aren’t his only songs. YouTuber Justin Bellman posted a video on Matt in which he claims that the rapper deleted a bunch of tracks that used to be on his channel. Only the Good Lord knows what these songs contained — maybe they were just readings of Bible verses over choral music.




In short, it seems like Matt is a dude who tries to stir up controversy for the sake of stirring up controversy. His streams and videos are filled with him almost saying the N-word and cracking the kind of jokes that would make the edgiest kid in your sixth grade class ask if you were “triggered.”


That said, I unfortunately can’t deny the power of that beat — and fair warning, this song will absolutely get stuck in your head, too.