Though his billionaire stepfather Hamish Harding may be trapped deep beneath the ocean on the Titan submersible's ill-fated voyage to the Titanic shipwreck, Brian Szasz is cashing on his 15-minutes of fame in pursuit of some sweet, sweet concert tickets and an OnlyFans model who will sit on his face.


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As news of the missing vessel set the internet ablaze with both existential horror and a satisfying sense of 1%-er schadenfreude, Szaz has done his damnedest to cash in on the possible tragedy that left five people, including his stepfather, missing, heading to social media to shoot his shot with pop-punk band Blink-182 and a handful of models.



“My stepdad Hamish is on this submarine lost at sea,” Szaz wrote on Twitter on Monday, June 19, tagging the band’s official Twitter page as well as members Tom Delonge, Travis Barker, and Mark Hoppis’ personal accounts. “I’m devastated but coming to the San Diego show tonight so you guys can give me hope and cheer me up.”



He reiterated this decision to all twelve (12) people who still actually use Facebook.


“It might be distasteful being here but my family would want me to be at the Blink-182 show as it’s my favorite band and music helps me in difficult times!” he wrote, evidently flaunting his last remaining shred of self-awareness.


But it’s not just Delonge and co who have found themselves grappling with Szaz’s desire to grasp onto his remaining 24 hours of fame. As the international search for his stepdad’s submersible continues, Szaz seemingly sought some cuties, taking to Twitter to juxtapose thirsty messages with requests for support amid the ongoing maritime incident.



Hours after tweeting “Please keep my family in your prayers!” – Szaz’s mental state evidently took a sharp turn, replying to Twitch streamer perfexia’s steamy selfie and caption of “can I sit on u” with a quote-tweeted “Yes please!”



Here’s to Szasz’s apparent thirst – one apparently unquenchable by endless press coverage and the entire Atlantic Ocean.