In case you missed it, a video came out of two dudes banging in a Senate hearing room right where Amy Klobuchar sits.


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What has resulted is a beautiful series of takes. People have freaked out about the dudes ruining the “sanctity” of the Senate (right, sure), multiple outlets just posted the gay porn in its (censored) entirety, and, in an absolutely delightful twist, one of the guys who actually did the banging appears to have made a LinkedIn post saying that he was being “attacked for who I love to pursue a political agenda.” It wasn’t so much *who*, but *where* that was the problem.


As you can see, this really is one of those stories where everyone can find something to enjoy. Oddly, this group includes Star Wars fans.



Soon after the events, Twitter/X became flooded with Star Wars memes involving the bottom visible in the video, seemingly starting with the above.





So if you’re working in D.C. and trying to get down and dirty in a Congressional Congress room, do or do not, there is no— Actually, just do not.