Though one woman may have lost her car to a recent fire, her steering wheel, seats, and even dashboard reduced to ash and charred plastic, her Stanley tumbler — a.k.a. The pimp cup of the Pumpkin Spice crowd — somehow managed to emerge with only a few scratches.

“Everybody’s so concerned about if the Stanley spills, but what if it melts?” Danielle — a.k.a. @danimarielettering — explained while pulling her orange cup from the wreckage. “There was a fire yesterday and it still has ice in it.”

@danimarielettering Thirsty after you catch on fire? @Stanley 1913 is like no problem i gotchu #fyp#carfire#accident#stanleycup? original sound - Danielle

Naturally, Danielle’s TikTok followers had several questions about the ordeal — namely, what the actual f–k is Stanley putting in their cups to make it more durable than a car?

“Never understood the Stanley hype until now so they better get you money for this free advertisement,” wrote @s.gold20.

“You better patent that color asap!” suggested @@blairanderson1661. “Stanley will soon be coming out with a ‘burnt Kia orange.’”

Though Stanley ultimately reached out and offered to replace Danielle’s cup and car — “we've never done this before and we'll probably never do it again,” the company’s president Terence Reilly said in a message to both their loyal customer and any opportunistic would-be arsonists — one thing is certain. To quote, @keithrue2625, “Ima need Stanley to start making cars.”