A Florida woman (but of course) was arrested after it was discovered that she was trying to bring two turtles onto a plane in her bra. According to the TSA, she had wrapped the turtles in gauze and plastic wrap before stuffing them into her shirt — only to be immediately caught when passing through security.

The weirdest part? The whole thing was wholly unnecessary. As the TSA noted in a post on the incident, you can bring turtles onto a plane — you simply must take them in a carrier.

So, if you think you can save money on the carrier by shoving your pet down your pants, well, don’t do that!