The internet has a new woman they’re being normal about, and it’s this lady who just wants to hawk, tuah and spit on that thang.


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The creators Tim & Dee TV are an account that interviews people on the street, often about relationships. Most of the videos are pretty standard, but occasionally, you’ll have one that blows all the others out of the water.


Recently, the world experienced one such interview. In the clip, the interviewer asks for a move in bed that “makes a man go crazy every time.” Without missing a beat, the woman responds, “Aw, you gotta give him that hawk, tuah and spit on that thang. You get me?”



I mean, she’s not wrong.


Of course, ever since the video was released, people have fallen deeply in love with this woman. Is it her smile? Her playful accent? Or just the fact that these people are desperate for a little phlegm on their Johnsons?





Tributes to this lady, who has since been identified as simply “Hailey,” have come in all forms. Paintings, memes, aggressively horny posts. You name it, it’s been hawk-tauh’d onto the internet.






At least Hailey’s been able to do something with her stardom. She’s linked up with a local hat maker to get custom caps made, and she seems to be in good spirits about being famous for getting a gung ho with her blowies. Respect.