Though Rudy Giuliani may have accomplished quite a bit throughout his six-decade-long political career, earning and destroying his reputation as “America’s Mayor,” making a hand-in-pants cameo in Borat Subsequent Moviefilm and serving as a cautionary tale against using hair mascara, there is one thing the former politician cannot add to his long resume – having a single drop of rizz.


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Earlier this week, an excerpt from a $10 million lawsuit accusing theex-New York City Mayor of rape and long-running sexual abuse made the rounds on social media, seemingly reiterating what Borat 2 made abundantly clear roughly three years ago: Giuliani is a creep.



According to the complaint filed last month by Noelle Dunphy, who served as Giuliani’s director of business development, the Masked Singer star allegedly made several concerning – and fucking weird – comments. Alongside repeatedly referring to Dunphy as his “daughter” in sexual contexts, the former politician purportedly popped off several terrible one-liners that somehow manage to make Jeff Bezos’ infamous “alive girl” text look weirdly normal.



Ranging from strange dirty talk – “Stick it up your ass” – to third-person weirdness –  “Be a slut! Be Rudy’s slut!” – and bizarre legalese that could only be conjured by an elderly, down-horrendous attorney – “I want to own you officially. Legally. With a document” – these alleged remarks quickly went viral on social media, Twitter users dunking on his apparent derangement.



“Rudy Giuliani has HORRIFIC rizz,” leftist meme page @RightWingCope captioned a screengrab of the suit.


“I think I need to go pray,” quipped @lib_crusher.


“This is worse than the Maroon 5 guy's DMs,” added @AssBoss80085 (nice).


Rudy Giuliani: America’s Mayor … and resident creepy old man.