Trump has announced his 2024 run for President. He had to do it on his own social media platform, TRUTH Social, after famously being banned from Twitter in 2020. In a post-Elon Musk Twitter world, it’s looking like the years' Trump was most active on the app were its glory days. Because no matter how you feel about The Don, his tweets were strange, loud, angry, and hilarious. Since he is suspended, screenshots of his tweets are rare and coveted gems of boomer humor.
— Old Trump Tweets (@OldTrumpTwt) November 11, 2022
— Classic Tweets (@Classic__Tweets) November 13, 2022
— Classic Tweets (@Classic__Tweets) November 16, 2022
— Classic Tweets (@Classic__Tweets) November 11, 2022
— Old Trump Tweets (@OldTrumpTwt) November 11, 2022
happy new year rogue, just enjoy the ride!
— Darío Villalta (@DarioVillalta) January 1, 2019
And as for the haters, they can't help the fact they were born fucked up! cheers! pic.twitter.com/DDwtqbKeVz
Follow @OldTrumpTweetz pic.twitter.com/02LSVBFSUo
— Classic Tweets (@Classic__Tweets) November 15, 2022
— Classic Tweets (@Classic__Tweets) November 16, 2022
— Classic Tweets (@Classic__Tweets) November 11, 2022
Many now forget his pre-President days, when he was just an angry blonde man tweeting shower thoughts from his tower. The best content came when he strayed from politics. His strange obsession with Robert Pattinson, thirsting over the future Queen of England, and forgiving all the “haters and losers” because they “can’t help being born fucked up.”
Donald Trump tastes the Taco Bowl of Despair. pic.twitter.com/FUtVUJ7pGm
— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) May 5, 2021
.@realDonaldTrump: "Only fat people drink @DietCoke!"
— Perez (@ThePerezHilton) April 27, 2017
POTUS Trump: "Butler, bring me my Diet Coke!" pic.twitter.com/9GjUmqAxbI
Me looking at Kate Middleton derangers applauding trump on his comments about Meghan and thinking how soon they forget what this sexist, misogynistic pig said about their Kate pic.twitter.com/4fEc3QwtrR
— King Charles Egging (@meghaven247) September 24, 2020
— Trump’s Best Tweets (@BestTrumpTweets) January 2, 2022
In light of ASAP Rocky getting arrested let’s not forget about a top 10 tweet of all time and the shining moment of Trumps presidency pic.twitter.com/PposYuKCkk
— Isaac Marquez (@HomieHotDog) April 20, 2022
I will never forget Donald Trump’s obsession with Robert Pattinson in 2012 pic.twitter.com/NAwipuR5gY
— mw (@maddiew2309) September 13, 2020
Okay here are screenshots of Trump calling Mac Miller, David Axelrod, Ariana Huffington, & Lord Sugar all “dogs.” No “like a dog” in these tweets — he just straight up calls these people dogs. Again, this doesn’t make it okay AT ALL, it just shows that he does this all the time. pic.twitter.com/8aCwb7WNYj
— Jerry Christmas (@JerryDunleavy) August 14, 2018
Musk also seems to be banning old Trump tweet accounts, making these even rarer each day. The most popular of these, @OldTrumpTweets was actually bought by Trump-supporter media outlet Resist The Mainstream. Trump’s funny banger tweets are an endangered species. Enjoy them while they’re still here.
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