College students are among the horniest people in the world. Though this statement is admittedly difficult to quantify, some have tried — for example, almost half of college students polled by LifeStyles condoms claimed that they were doing the deed at least several times per week, with a sizable amount claiming they frequently got it on several times a day.


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Were many of these students lying? Almost definitely. However, this still speaks to an aura of horniness that pervades many college campuses. In short, students love doin’ it, and they’ll find any place, time and circumstance they can to do so.


This is apparently also the case for the future lawyers of America. These soon-to-be scholars are so down bad, in fact, that one internet user was genuinely considering trying to bang while taking the Bar exam.


In a post simply titled “Sex During the Bar?,” Redditor Decent_Situation_952 asks if it would be appropriate — no, possible — to try to score while taking the test that will define the rest of their professional career. “I’m sitting for the Bar this month. During the school year I had a fwb situation going on with another 3L classmate but we haven’t really been speaking since our study groups/times are much different,” the post reads. “We found out that we’re going to be at the same test center, and I jokingly suggested that during the lunch break we ‘relieve some stress.’ Surprisingly, she said she’d be down since ‘we’re already being fucked the whole day.’”


Hey, she’s funny, too!


“Would it be possible to go into a bathroom or something during the exam? Or would that in any way be ‘against the rules’? Or can we do whatever we want during the lunch break — even each other?” the post concludes.


The commenters, though, were more than willing to rain on his sex parade. “It’s very humbling to remember how genuinely stupid law students are,” reads the top comment.


“As long as you let the proctor join it should be fine,” joked another.


If they do go ahead with it, though, they will at least be able to relate to the rest of us common folk who are never not fucked by the legal system.