Meet French-British actress Poppy Corby-Tuech. Yes that's her given name. Her full name is actually Poppy Colette Corby-Tuech but things got very complicated for the internet real quick. After the Fantastic Beasts official Twitter account began listing the cast of the upcoming 'Secrets of Dumbledore' film, the phrase "Poppy Corby-Tuech is Vinda" took on a life of its own.
For reference "Vinda" is a witch in the Harry Potter universe.
Here's the original tweet.
From there, madness ensued.
This is just the skat part in Korn’s “freak on a leash” https://t.co/LdWQiQ3AwA
— Blake Hammond — Indianapolis 2/18 (@BigRadMachine) February 23, 2022
that is the most aggressive british name i ever seen https://t.co/8jPRlopqiE
— Necksplitter (@Necksplitter) February 23, 2022
jabba the hutt voice https://t.co/9TCznPIzQZ
— horny on USS Maine (@earthmanbuck) February 22, 2022
Exclusive sneak peek at the rest of the cast list https://t.co/ME7XEakWqX pic.twitter.com/fzURhKjYSY
— AJ 'Three Jags' (@uisgebeatha) February 23, 2022
When the actor's name fits in better at Hogwarts than the character's name. https://t.co/IxHWLwK2eP
— ROSS MAY (@rossmaywriter) February 23, 2022
Obviously this was just a lyric from some of our favorite bangers.
Is it worth it? Let me work it
— Rick Betita (@RickBetita) February 23, 2022
I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it https://t.co/5iCzVNr3x4
i keep singing this to the ninja turtles theme https://t.co/dg80wS4XaE
— Peppa Pig Destroyer (@WagesOvBen) February 22, 2022
People were so taken aback that some were referencing the 1996 blockbuster smash hit, Matilda.
I read this out loud and all the shit in my living room started floating. https://t.co/JrwlyLvYxM
— Leon Langford (@MasonLLL) February 22, 2022
The jokes continued...
white people love to be named “poppy corby-tuech” https://t.co/jutR06vC73
— ganondorfplays (@GDryPlays) February 23, 2022
Trying to answer the dentist’s questions with your mouth open https://t.co/OBiior5OXy
— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) February 23, 2022
You knew we couldn't leave Zendaya out of this. In case you live under a rock...
zendaya is meechee pic.twitter.com/zE6rXniAnQ
— Gabriel Gundacker (@gabegundacker) September 23, 2018
new "Zendaya is Meechee" just dropped https://t.co/ZfqyvQbDnf
— Nicky "New Album Out Now" Flowers (@yiffpolice) February 23, 2022
In general the internet was largely confused.
none of the words in this tweet are in the bible https://t.co/BbQ0ZMdaix
— Marso #TayoNaman ✊ (@m_4_r_c_h) February 23, 2022
british people are insane https://t.co/lhQTeMf6Fg
— (@capripoppies) February 23, 2022
— Peter McGladdery (@petermcgladdery) February 22, 2022
We'd like to thank the internet for keeping us entertained. While also thanking rich white people for continuing to giving their children absolutely ridiculous names. As long as these two things can continue to coincide, we will never run out of content.
And maybe that's what this was all about. Maybe our truest friend was the content we made along the way.
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