A floating corpse can really ruin a day at the beach. You bring little Timmy to play in the sand, maybe make a few friends — then boom, body in the water. What started as a fun excursion is now a biweekly therapy bill. Not fun!
Some swimmers in India recently thought they had experienced this terrible fate, only to later learn that what they thought was a corpse was a dude just vibing.
LMAO: Indian police came to collect a floating corpse.
— Lord Bebo (@MyLordBebo) June 13, 2024
Turns out it’s a dude taking a nap to cool down. He was apparently floating for hours. pic.twitter.com/kX51VJkh66
As you can see in the video, the Indian police’s attempt to remove the body from the water is foiled when the dude wakes up and asks them what the hell they think they’re doing. Thank goodness he’s not a heavier sleeper or he might be in a morgue right now!
Pointing out how the cop didn’t flinch when someone he thought was dead moved. Like absolute nerves of steel. https://t.co/ulaB2h4y76
— Kushagr (@Kushagr142) June 14, 2024
If this was done by a megachurch pastor he’d have a new Mercedes by now. https://t.co/D5dPQ3mGAm
— Will (@bewilldered) June 14, 2024
Personally, I’m just jealous of this guy’s ability to fall asleep in the sun, heat and waves — even if that means occasionally being mistaken for a dead body.
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