'Cocaine Shark' Trends after 3.2 Tons of Cocaine Is Found in Ocean Off New Zealand
When a report surfaced that 3.2 tons of cocaine had been found in the ocean off the coast of New Zealand, people couldn't help but think about a sequel for "Cocaine Bear."
Published 2 years ago in Funny
With the Cocaine Bear movie set to release on February 24th, people are ready for some drugged-up animal action. That's why when a report surfaced that 3.2 tons of cocaine had been found in the ocean off the coast of New Zealand, people couldn't help but think about a sequel. Get ready for "Cocaine Shark" coming to a theatre near you!
Cocaine Shark coming to theaters 2024 pic.twitter.com/GbpjxMQyFW
— ASG (@AGolds82) February 8, 2023
Police commissioner Andrew Coster claimed that there was, "enough cocaine to service the Australian market for about one year and this would be more than New Zealand would use in 30 years." That means any shark getting its fins on this would be one high-flying fish! People were so excited that "cocaine shark" began trending on Twitter.
Cocaine Shark when the first bump hits: pic.twitter.com/6eQRbOZ24z
— Danny Armstrong (@DArmstrong44) February 8, 2023
Cocaine Shark d-doo, d-doo, d-doo pic.twitter.com/XUn4L8mdf9
— NUFF (@nuffsaidny) February 8, 2023
The cocaine bear seeing cocaine shark trending pic.twitter.com/LlP0OD91GH
— Pizza Dad (@Pizza__Dad) February 8, 2023
With so many scary animals out there, the sequel possibilities are endless. According to this report, Alligators might be next in line.
If you think Cocaine Shark is crazy wait until you hear about Cocaine Alligator that found a crashed drug smuggling plane in the Everglades and terrorized Florida in the 1970's looking for more!! pic.twitter.com/cKvoWBA2S5
— PhotographicFloridian (@JackLinFLL) February 8, 2023