No war tonight, the gay bars are full.

We’ve all heard of the Pentagon pizza tracker. In short, when military officials are up late starting wars in countries they can’t pronounce, their local pizza joints explode (no pun intended) in delivery orders.

Now, let me introduce you to the Pentagon gay bar tracker. It’s the inverse of the Pentagon pizza tracker, where foreign countries can sleep safe knowing Pentagon officials aren’t busy deciding where to drop bombs because they’re all busy mingling at their local gay bar.

On June 18th, Twitter user @TradingThomas3 noticed Freddie's Beach Bar and Restaurant in Arlington, Virginia, was busier than usual for a Wednesday at 5 PM.

So don’t worry bad guys, the only thing dropping tonight is sake.