Why be a dick when you could just draw one?
That’s the question one peeved Lufthansa pilot apparently asked themself last month after opting to express their sky-rage over a rerouted flight in the form of drawing a massive penis with their aircraft.
Frustrated Lufthansa pilot draws Penis-shaped pattern in the sky after flight was forced to divert:
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Flight 306 took off from Frankfurt, Germany last Friday headed for Catania. But a terminal fire in July at Fontanarossa airport meant the plane could not land at its destination pic.twitter.com/RazzsxPmLK
On July 28, the pilot, who has still not been publicly ID-ed, got creative when it came to letting out their frustration that their flight from Frankfurt, Germany to Sicily, Italy, was re-routed through Malta after a fire broke out at Fontanarossa airport, per Italian news outlet la Repubblica.
Before flying off with their empennage between their legs, the pilot decided to let off some steam, taking a 16-minute detour to draw a massive schlong.
Though the prudes at Lufthansa denied their pilot’s work of art, alleging that the phallic shape was created on accident amid the flight’s chaotic redirection, we know a masterpiece — or master-penis— when we see one.
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