One deer recently discovered that even animals aren’t immune to the perils of run-ins with the cops, sprinting away from the authorities after breaking into an elementary school.
The woodland animal’s first taste of ACAB came late last month when a man walking his dog near Grove Elementary School in Toms River, New Jersey called the cops after he noticed the deer smashing one of the school’s windows and heading inside.
By the time the authorities arrived on that fateful Friday evening, the deer was still living out every elementary schooler’s dream of running through the hallways, the cops finding themselves in a high-speed chase with the offending trespasser.
After several moments of a Scooby-Doo-esque pursuit, the deer was finally apprehended and escorted out the school’s back door, where he (presumably) returned to the mean streets of suburban New Jersey.
While the deer’s whereabouts are still unknown, one thing is certain — there is most definitely a forest faction of the ACAB movement coming our way.
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