In South Park’s 2007 episode “More Crap,” the “Couric” is coined as a unit of measurement for fecal matter by the show’s “European Fecal Standards & Measurements Board.” (Because “Katie Couric is 2 and half pounds of excrement.”) That unit was created specifically to help measure titanic turds like this one, seen here being carried down a hospital hallway by the world’s unluckiest nurse.


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The photo has gone viral on Twitter, reaching over 60 million views on the popular account @NoContextHumans, but this is not the first time the colossal crap has made the runs. Back in 2021 it was first posted by a since-deleted user to the r/mindblowing subreddit, where it was quickly and understandably transferred to the r/poopknife community.



“Lady thought she was pregnant,” the poster claimed.


While there is no evidence to support that, I think we can say with confidence that the legendary log was in its “turd trimester.”



Everyone who sees the image has their doubts about its validity and that’s fair. But if it is real, then it’s off the Couric scale and should be crowned the world’s #1 number two.