The North American Jetstream Appears to Be Very Titillating
Boston-based meteorologist, Terry Eliasen had to know exactly what he was doing when he tweeted out the upcoming North American jetstream.
Published 2 years ago in Funny
Boston-based meteorologist, Terry Eliasen had to know exactly what he was doing when he tweeted out the upcoming North American jetstream. And if he really couldn't read between the lines, the internet was there to send him the message, because if you don't see what we see, you've got to be blind, or just plain aloof.
The jetstream is about to get all sorts of bent out of shape in the next week or two...this ups the chances of bigger and more impactful storms...no guarantee where they will form or which areas will be hit hardest but definitely a time frame to watch pic.twitter.com/Y74ONweqqT
— Terry Eliasen (@TerryWBZ) December 8, 2022
And as Twitter likes to do, the horny posting was swift and to the point.
Yes, please keep us abreast of the situation.
— Charlie Tango Bravo (@mnsotn) December 9, 2022
I’m about to motorboat the shit out of Michigan
— Andrew McCabe (@handsfactor) December 8, 2022
— Emerson Lotzia, Jr. (@EmersonLotzia) December 8, 2022
Who wants to see my jet streams?
— Lori - Breaker of Curfews (@lori_socal) December 10, 2022
Gen X throwback pic.twitter.com/c99I8zmdeZ
— Donna (@Donna776477) December 8, 2022
Everything reminds me of her.
— Slightly Venomous Kirk (@jamusp) December 10, 2022
And I'm predicting high pressure coming up from down south pic.twitter.com/FfXIfyiDQC
— Angry Gnome?? (@GheeZhee) December 10, 2022
Those great lakes pic.twitter.com/qmVDgyGogY
— Gator Burner (@G8RBurner) December 10, 2022
A massive thank you to Terry Eliasen for providing the internet with some joy this cuffing - I mean holiday season. We know it's been a fairly dry November, so it's nice to see some moisture coming in December. Thank you for your service, Terry.