One New Orleans robber decided to kick it not just old school, but preschool during a recent heist, nabbing the wheels off of a local toddler’s toy car.


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Leasha Bell — better known by her Instagram handle, @_tanoonie_ — headed to social media with her tale of wheel woe, explaining how her son’s play BMW landed at the center of an unthinkable vehicular crime.


“I’m really so tired from New Orleans,” she began her now-viral video, depicting her child sitting atop a wheel-less toy car “parked” on what appears to be a curb. “Man y'all really steal everything!”



Though it’s unclear which desperate thief decided to target a tot during their latest round of IRL GTA, several Twitter users had lots of thoughts — namely, a resounding what the f—k.


“New Orleans is not a real place, dawg,” wrote @gimmedatjayy. “THE BABY’S WHEELS ???”


“At TF all. I wish it was staged,” added @kaymarie504. “If u from New Orleans u know mfs would steal anything from anybody.”


Meanwhile, @foreverrdeezy posed a more practical question.“I just wanna know wtf they gonna do with them,” they wrote.


So take it from Bell’s sons’s newly stationary ride: Even your toddlers need car insurance nowadays.