The President had a pretty quiet Labor Day weekend. In fact, he’s had a pretty quiet week in general, not giving a speech for the first time in what seems like forever. This, paired with the recent images of his gross hand covered in foundation, are leading some internet users to believe that our President has either passed away or has had something go horribly wrong — and now, everyone around him is just propping him up to make things seem normal.

For example, in one photo, he can be seen walking with his mouth open looking, you know, ill — in fairness, like many 79-year-olds do. In response, internet users have questioned whether he still has any brain function, with one user likening the look to the feeling of “hav[ing] all the moisture in your body beaten out of you by harsh hotel AC.”

Others have noted different oddities in his recent behavior, such as how his recent Truth Social posts don’t seem to have Trump’s characteristic tone. Further users have speculated that the photos we *have* seen where he looks normal have been edited, perhaps using popular apps like FaceApp to make his smile look less rigor mortis-y.

Oh yeah, also, they’re also saying that the area around Walter Reed Hospital is closed off (unsure if true), and that the “Pizza Trackers,” which have tended to show unusually high activity before major government events, are off the charts.

But is there any real evidence for this? It’s hard to say. Sure, we haven’t heard his voice for a while, but the White House is making sure to give reporters plenty of evidence that the man is still breathing. Others are saying that something *is* wrong and that the White House is just gonna load the man up with research chemicals before his 2 p.m. speech so he can appear normal for a few minutes before slipping back into a coffin.

Wouldn’t be the first time in recent memory!