Months after sparking controversy with his dystopian Jesus cosplay where he cured 1,000 people of blindness, MrBeast has proven yet again that though money can’t buy happiness, it sure as hell can buy the pained affections of those desperate to escape our late-stage capitalist hellscape.
Over the weekend, MrBeast — a.k.a. Jimmy Donaldson — took a break from his busy schedule of (allegedly) bullying his employees and serving as the internet’s resident charity porn star to ask a small favor of his 18.8 million Twitter followers — bring back unpaid labor.
I need your help! Next time you see Feastables in Walmart (and soon to be new retailers) if you could clean up the presentation and make it look better that’d make me very happy
— MrBeast (@MrBeast) March 3, 2023
I’m building a team to do this routinely, just need help in the short term pic.twitter.com/CzYqOqQvta
“I need your help! Next time you see Feastables in Walmart (and soon-to-be new retailers) if you could clean up the presentation and make it look better that’d make me very happy,” he wrote on Friday, March 3, noting that though he was totally like “building a team to do this routinely” he “just need help in the short term.”
Sure.
Just like many of his other ventures, several of Donaldson’s desperate followers hoping and praying his wannabe Monopoly Man ass would bless them with $10,000 loyal fans took on his free labor challenge with absolutely no ulterior motives, heading to their local Walmarts — in some cases multiple — to make his mediocre chocolate look a bit less mediocre amid rumors his displays were being intentionally destroyed.
The section of your chocolate at the Madison Street location in Clarksville, TN, was the cleanest part of the candy aisle! pic.twitter.com/f5AbHpsxjT
— Joshua Claussen (@StormyClaussen) March 4, 2023
Ok @MrBeast and @Feastables … I did that sht. pic.twitter.com/nmjZs0cYfJ
— SuperUnsexy (@SuperUnsexy) March 4, 2023
It wasn’t in terrible shape but the Walmart in marion IN is good for now and I bought three as well to try for the first time! pic.twitter.com/bkARloggEa
— Chef (@ChefBoyRBeans) March 3, 2023
Dude. Went today to Walmart in Cary, IL. Took these pics. It was already like this. Aaaahhh! Just realized there’s one upside down! I may go back and flip it. pic.twitter.com/4RHeu1HB86
— Bob Walker (@rwalker1072) March 4, 2023
@MrBeast I was at walmart and saw your Chocolate bar . I fixed them properly.. Anything for the team . I even bought the chocolate sea salt one . #teammrbeast pic.twitter.com/aljuLEG3nf
— LoneWolf (@Real_Nelson1) March 3, 2023
I did this the other day because someone hid all the Feastables behind the Hershey chocolate
— Jacqueline M (@JacquelineA_S) March 3, 2023
got you covered in San Tan Valley, AZ Walmart
— Zack "Supaship" DeRxJS (@zackderose) March 4, 2023
(before and afters, had to steal a Reese's box to complete the display) pic.twitter.com/EFdpTDR9U3
Shortly after the content creator’s plea went viral, several Twitter users took to the platform to seize the means of (content) production, satirizing the absurdity of his request and using his penchant for dangling large sums of cash above peoples’ heads against him.
sorry i cant hang out today im driving around austin making sure all the mr beast candy bars are upright snd displayed perfectly lets rain check
— Darren (@darrenpuccala) March 6, 2023
.@MrBeast I caught this man after his shoulder brushed a Feastables display and one of your chocolates fell to the ground. He is pleading for mercy but I do not believe he is truly sorry. How shall I deal with him sir? pic.twitter.com/ONDhx1xTb1
— Ali (@haramcart) March 5, 2023
.@MrBeast I caught this man after he bumped into a Feastables display at Walmart. I am slowly poisoning him with gas and he is begging for his life. Shall I finish him off sir? pic.twitter.com/8xFM9Eibtq
— adult human shemale (@boygrrI) March 5, 2023
We can’t guarantee that fixing Mr. Beast’s Feastable displays will earn you a $10,000 check from YouTube’s biggest creator, but we can guarantee that not fixing his displays, won’t.
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