Though her son may be a graduate, one mom is making sure he remembers his roots. Last week, Redditor u/ashleighbucktook to r/Crochet to flaunt her latest creation – a balaclava shaped like a person giving birth, the head-hole serving as the hat’s vagina.

“Made a hat to wear to my son's graduation...to remind him where he came from. ” she captioned her post.

Though only amassing 88 upvotes on Reddit, u/ashleighbuc’s Mother’s Day-adjacent monstrosity began making the rounds on Twitter, with one screengrab amassing more than 91,000 views and several comments nearly all focused on one guiding question – what the “boy mom” hell is this?

“Why do some parents have so much disdain for their children?” asked Twitter user @TechnoJunkie7 in a reply to @leamaric’s re-upload.

“She could’ve at least made it look hotter,” quipped @unironikin what we can only hope is, unlike his username, “ironik.”

“Mothers please don’t be disgusting self-absorbed narcissistic garbage to your offspring challenge,” wrote @ShakeShaman in a quote tweet of the post.

Knowing your roots – a feat wholly possible without knitted vaginas.