Rapper-shamed-into-being-a-pop-punk-artist-then-wannabe-pop-star MGK has said something stupid. I know, color me shocked!

While on Watch What Happens Live, Andy Cohen asked Mr. Kelly a simple question: “How old are you?”

His response was, well, dumb. “It’s a weird thing, dude. I don’t know if my age. I don’t know if it exists. I don’t know many facts about my life. My skin, if it rips open, it heals really quick. There’s just things where I’m starting to be like ‘Who’s my dad?’ You know?”

No. No, I don’t.

After Cohen redirected, MGK said that he may be part alien.

“I’ve asked my mom. I said, ‘At any period of time, you went, like, missing? Off the earth? Ever a tall, slender creature that…’” He then did a gesture implying that his mom could have banged an alien. “She told me that she felt like, that she got abducted at one point.”

This is a long way to say he’s 35.