Looking for the perfect haircut to impress your pal living in a pineapple under the sea? Look no further than “The Squidward” the Nickelodeon-inspired haircut terrorizing hairstylists of Twitter.


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Nicknamed after the SpongeBob SquarePants character, the premise behind the cut is simple. Emulating the “business in the front, party in the back” elements of a mullet, The Squidward is a whole lot more nautical, layering a cropped bob above a ‘60s flip, creating a look that screams cartoon squid.



“As if Cousin It and Squidward were the models,” wrote @shnozzmoana.


“I don’t know how to explain it but she looks like Squidward to me,” added@gehrenbergdfs. 


Despite garnering a whole lot of comparisons to Bikini Bottom’s favorite clarinet-toting Krusty Krab cashier — and a few to Carol Brady from The Brady Bunch — the style was likened to several less wholesome comparisons, namely, massive p---- heads.


“They should call this the ‘d--khead,'" joked @kirawontmiss.


“If I see anybody with this octopus p---- haircut you’re getting bullied. It’s not my choice, you deserve it,” mused @MediumSizeMeech.


Hey, just like wearing your heart on your sleeve, sometimes you gotta wear your p---- on your head.