All couples must set their boundaries, and usually, this is done over hypothetical scenarios, like, what counts as cheating to you? What would you grab during a house fire? And the most contentious of all, does it mean I'm gay if I'd give a guy a blowjob for $1,000,000?


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A Reddit thread on r/twohottakes might just have the answer to one of these questions. Let’s set the scene. OP went to a party with his long-term girlfriend and made friends with an attractive guy. Said attractive guy lamented about the difficulty of dating and later on that night the couple agreed that it was confusing. The girlfriend offered that she should get one of her friends to give the attractive terminally single guy a “pity blowjob.”


OP joked that his girlfriend should do it instead and she responded that she wouldn’t blow the new friend for million dollars.  


“I thought this was extreme and said if she wouldn't do it for a million bucks, I certainly would. Hell, money is money and it would just be a few minutes probably.” 


“I was laughing, but now she wasn't…She sat up and said that nobody who is straight would do that for any amount of money.”


Now, despite this being a purely hypothetical question (No one is getting on their knees for the poor single guy), the girlfriend is dead set on the idea that her boyfriend even considering the act is a sure sign that he's gay.


While posing the hypothetical question to the levelheaded people of Reddit, people agreed that a million dollars is a million dollars. See when you have a world in total economic turmoil a little sloppy toppy for a million does not seem too bad.


One commenter recited a beautiful proverb reading “You can paint a thousand houses and never be called a painter. You suck one dick and people will call you a cock sucker for life.”


Hopefully, the OP’s girlfriend will come around but even if she doesn’t at least he knows she has no business or economic acumen.