It's 2023 and hotels still aren't providing guests with basic amenities. Refrigerator, microwave, working electrical outlets. Meanwhile, customers like Kendrick Lobstar have reached a point of desperation. Although Kendrick didn't mention which hotel he was staying at, it's clear he had no way to heat up his leftover food. As a last and/or only resort, he decided to use what was readily available.


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It's not an insane idea to think that a shower/tub could produce water hot enough to cook a meal. The fact that my wife only takes showers at the same temperature as the inner core of the Earth, is evidence enough. And if hotels continue low-balling guests, this may just become the new norm.



You think this is some sort of joke, but let me paint you a little picture. You're absolutely sloshed. You tied one on until about 3:30 am. You stumble all the way back to your hotel, past all of the closed restaurants. You need drunk food. You remember you have leftover fridge tacos (if you're lucky enough to get a fridge) in your room. Rather than eat them cold like some sort of peasant, you crank up the bathtub. Voila! Hot food!



I'm willing to risk dysentery for some warm leftovers. That's all I'm saying.