The Spotted Lanternfly has invaded the East Coast and has forced regular citizens into a collective militia against this invasive species. If you live in or around New York City, or anywhere in the North East, you've seen these little devils. However, one man has found a unique way to kill these little bugs. With his ass.
Charles Osborne, @astarosborne, was working from home when he found a dead spotted Lanternfly…in his ass. He theorizes that the fly traveled down his shirt and into his “panties” after he went outside in the morning.
In the video, Osborne, wearing a silk robe, is clearly traumatized by the whole ordeal.
“I need a shower and a Plan B,” he says as he shakes, recalling finding the insect dead in his underwear. “I’m bugging because I had a bug up my butt.”
Naturally, when something so harrowing happens to you, there are a million questions racing through your mind. And Osborne asks every single one of them in his video.
“I didn’t even feel it. What does that say about my ass?... How long has it been dead in my ass? Was it alive for a long time? Did it suffer? Did it enjoy itself?”
Granted, New York City advises residents to simply stomp on lanternflies, Osborne unknowingly performed a method of torture we hadn't even thought possible.
He reminds viewers to stay alert and be vigilant because these lanternflies are everywhere, even in your butt.
Comments