Matt Barr has a lot in his pants — 14.5 inches, to be exact. While this may be some people’s dream, for Barr, it’s caused a host of problems.

One of those problems is that his member is so large that he says it can mess with his balance. During a recent shower, he claims he moved too quickly, resulting in him losing his stability and slipping on some shower gel that his hog had visually obstructed.

As a result, he fell and received two fractures.

Barr says this isn’t the first time something like this has happened either, and it’s only one of the issues that come with being a heavy packer. For example, he maintains that he was asked to leave a pool after a clingy swimsuit showed a little too much of his downstairs, and that he frequently has to consider his thang while buying clothes.

Despite this, I’m sure a lot of people would happily deal with those issues in order to have a python longer than a Subway sandwich.