The war over deleting your emails vs. letting them rack up over time rages on. And I'm not saying one way is better than the other, I'm just saying I currently have 0 email notifications and I've never been happier. Our friend Steve from Twitter clearly doesn't see it that way.


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309,185 emails. What in the world? Now listen, I'm a reasonable guy. It's safe to assume that most of those are spam. For argument's sake we'll be generous and say that over half of those are spam emails. That STILL leaves over 70,000 emails unread! What are you doing with your life, sir?


This is like when your parents used to tell you to do the dishes right after dinner because there were only 4 plates to wash. "Wash as you go", they would say. But you'd never listen. Until it was the end of the week and a mountain of dishes had piled up that you then had to sift through for an hour and change.



Thankfully someone took it upon themselves to notify the proper authorities of this person's outrageous behavior. 309,185 emails is an anxiety attack for people like me, and a serial killer trait for the person who lets their inbox get to this point.