Despite Madonna’s humble beginnings as a Dunkin Donuts cashier (Ben Affleck has entered the chat), it seems decades of fame have finally come for the longtime singer’s psyche — the star revealing she apparently has no f**king clue how restaurants work on Twitter this week.


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On Thursday, February 2, Madonna took a much-needed break from boning 20-something models younger than her daughter to pose an, erm, uniquely worded inquiry to her loyal legion of fans ahead of her impending Celebration Tour —  which only required the sacrifice of one (1) Julia Garner.


“Think of me as your waitress….. What songs would you like on the menu ?” Madonna captioned a *definitely* photoshop-free snap alongside the hashtag #MadonnaCelebrationTour.



Despite her pure intentions, it seems Madonna’s knowledge of the food industry were evidently on “Holiday” while crafting her tweet; As any McDonald’s cashier sick and tired of hearing complaints about the McRib or the McPizza could tell you, waiters don’t make the menu, a sentiment some of the singer’s followers reiterated in the comments.



Alongside cracking jokes about The Menu, fans slurped up Madge’s pasta and acknowledged her for the server she goddamn well is.





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