The only thing worse than a scrub hanging out the passenger side of his best friend's ride trying to holla at you? A cop hanging out of the passenger side of his partner’s unmarked squad car trying to holla at you … and yeeting an ice-cold slushie at your head.


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Though former Louisville police officers Curt Flynn and Bryan Wilson may have landed time in federal prison for their involvement in “slushygate” — a series of incidents in which they recorded themselves catcalling and throwing drinks at random civilians while on duty — newly-released footage proves the whole ordeal was somehow worse than its already-terrible description.


“Hey baby, you got change for a dollar?” one cop can be heard saying in the footage, first published by the Louisville Courier Journal earlier this week. Before the woman could answer, the cop transformed from a scrub to a certified a—hole, drenching her in an icy beverage.


“How about a drink!” he yelled, splashing her with an unknown, dark liquid from his cup.


Unfortunately, the woman was far from alone. Between 2018 and 2019, the officers terrorized several passersby from the comfort of their car, recording the harassment in several giggle-scored clips.


“Sup fam!” an officer could be heard yelling before throwing his cup out the window.


“Thirsty, fam?” one of them screamed during another attack.


We would say we can only hope these dudes are getting a nice taste of their own medicine in prison, but let’s be real here, a cup full of piss tastes a lot worse than a cup full of slushie.