We regret to inform you, but 'Clifford The Big Red Dog' is coming to the big screen in 2021 as a live-action remake. Yeah, really, the trailer was released earlier today and though it feels like a trap, here I am talking about it.
A first look at 'CLIFFORD: THE BIG RED DOG' has reportedly been leaked.
— Cartoon Crave (@thecartooncrave) November 24, 2020
(Source:https://t.co/xgCAp55Ewo) pic.twitter.com/Ez6jAdob7l
The short trailer doesn't give us much to go off of, but it doesn't show a poorly painted Clifford inline with other normal-sized and colored dogs. Watch for yourselves.
I don't have some contrarian take. But I do have questions. Will we see Clifford take a massive dump? What are they going to do with his huge red dog dick? Because, though I don't have children, these are things I'd like to know, as a parent before, exposing my child to a 30-foot tall red rocket.
He looks innocent enough, but what are those eyes hiding?
The 'hot-takes' are painfully predictable, "it looks weird", "is he covered in blood", yadda yadda. Let us know what you think. Is this a pass? Or you going to take the chance and see this when it comes out?
Reactions:
This isn’t Clifford, it’s a dog covered in blood. pic.twitter.com/tQvV6NwdBy
— Mεναηs ? (Michael) | CEO of Pyra (@Mevans2703) November 24, 2020
looks like they released the flamin hot version of dog https://t.co/dobIdbGVFD
— not doing a display name bit right now (@KrangTNelson) November 25, 2020
“Clifford looks weird”
— alvinshotjuicebox (@Liltoomuchdrank) November 25, 2020
“I don’t like it, why is it realistic”
ITS LITERALLY A BIG RED DOG pic.twitter.com/7K51YmPqs1
What is this, a Clifford for ants?! The Clifford needs to be at least three times bigger than this! https://t.co/K3sIkJDUs8
— Denn (@KeepPounDENN) November 25, 2020
clifford is already drenched in the blood of his enemies and he isn't finished. pic.twitter.com/pb4TWe22KV
— a sinkhole of rats (@Kathriller) November 25, 2020
Everyone: “Wow I can’t wait to see what the live action Clifford The Big Red Dog looks like!”
— Zach•BLM (@og_starr) November 25, 2020
Clifford: *Looks like Big Red Dog*
Everyone: pic.twitter.com/jKEbPg5eOu
they better show the huge dog penis or I'm not seeing the movie!
— Peter Rapine (@RambleKhronPhD) November 25, 2020
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