Have you ever cracked open a nice, cold, refreshing Pepsi only to think “hmmm … this needs more milk?” If so, it seems you’re far from alone  — popstar turned - slightly-deranged-pop-peddler Lindsay Lohan is right there with you … at least for a likely decent paycheck.

Earlier this week, Lohan took a break from her new favorite pastimes of promoting the hell out of her new Netflix rom-com, Falling For Christmas, and endlessly teasing a potential Freaky Friday reboot with Halloween/Activia icon Jamie Lee Curtis to try out the highly-cursed viral combo in a new Pepsi ad.

“Nice” The one-time King of the Hill star said — shockingly sans any unidentifiable accents — while pouring a glass of the beloved Coke substitute in a new Pepsi ad shared to the brand’s official TIkTok page. “Ooh, naughty,” she quipped, adding a swig of milk into the seemingly otherwise gag-inducing beverage equation.

“Pepsi and milk … pilk!” Lohan quipped in what may be the most heavily focus group-ed aside known to man before trying the beverage, a shot that is seemingly missing from the 15-second ad slot. “That is one dirty soda!”

Lohan’s cheeky clip comes days after several people *not* being paid by the beverage company found viral success over the cursed combo — one that has made the rounds since at least the 1970s.

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Despite its foul odor, purportedly prompting comparisons to “the sole of a rubber shoe that’s been sweat in a little” and  “a pile of damp laundry that’s just beginning to dry, but isn’t yet,” as BuzzFeed’s Steffi Cao so aptly described it, Pilk” purportedly doesn’t suck *that* badly — according to the influencers who have tried it.

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“It’s actually not bad,” quipped one user after taking a swig of the beverage best described as a runnier root beer float.

“Who comes up with this s**t!” added another taste tester with a giggle.

Pilk: the official beverage of making Santa say “what the f**k” this holiday season, I guess.