What has Taryn Manning been up to since starring in Netflix’s Orange Is the New Black? Eating a married man’s booty like groceries, according to her latest social media clip.  


The Crossroads star got candid about a recently-soured love affair on Monday, spilling all the dirty details about sneaking around with her former paramour — and tossing his salad —  in an emotional, slightly-horny rant.

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“Every night, well, for about three nights in a row … I was licking his butthole because he liked it, and I didn’t mind doing it,” she explained in the Instagram video, appearing visibly upset.



Despite falsely likening rim jobs to something that “demons do” (if eating ass makes one a “demon,” then we’re no better than Satan himself) getting down with anilingus wasn’t the only sacrifice she made for her (shared) man.


“We drove all the way down to Newport Beach today so I could buy him a boat,” she recalled, noting that she “was so in love” that she even “brought cash to put a down payment down.”


Despite their apparent appreciation for each other — "We're into the same things, we're kinky,” she gushed — there was one problem: His wife.


“I can’t stand her, his wife,” she continued before detailing her response to discovering the actress had been sneaking around with her husband. “She said ‘you lunatic, you get out of my life or I’ll get an R.O. on you.’”


Manning concluded her clip with an emotional plea to her now-former lover’s spouse.


“I’ve been licking your man’s butthole for weeks on end because he likes it a lot and I do it to him,” she said. “Don’t accuse me of being the lunatic, but I’ll tell you one thing, lady, you want to put me in jail? I’ll put you in jail so fast your head will be spinning.”



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