Bad news for enemies of police brutality —  the cops have discovered ChairJutsu.


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As the Montgomery melee brought “ChairJutsu”, or the act of beating the shit out of someone using nothing but a folding chair, to the forefront of our Twitter feeds, the newly-beloved martial art has already fallen into the wrong hands.


“Yep the joke is over,” influencer @Ras_Mixx captioned a photo depicting two police officers sporting bulletproof vests and 10-gallon hats menacingly gripping two folding chairs.



Naturally, the people of Twitter were less than thrilled to discover the cops had taken a liking to their latest viral obsession.


“The state always has a monopoly on violence,” wrote @Jarvdawg. “The meme died instantly as soon as a cop picked up a chair.”


“They literally ruin everything…” added @KeeangaYamahtta.


Meanwhile, others weren’t too surprised considering law enforcement’s ongoing problem with domestic abuse. 


“They said ‘We like hitting white women too,’” joked @ActionBastard.


RIP, ChairJutsu. You were so cool before you joined the police state. All Chairs Are Bastards.