On today’s installment of women on the internet living their best lives, it seems the fine citizens of TikTok have taken a (much-needed) break from watching the dystopian videos consisting of contextless Family Guy clips and Subway Surfers POVs to give credit where credit is due — recognizing septuagenarian Shirley as the gangbang icon she is.
Earlier this week, a very NSFRC (not safe for retirement community) clip from Showtime’s 2014 mini-series, 7 Deadly Sins, began making the rounds on TikTok depicting our then 78-year-old heroine disrobing as she details her apparent enjoyment of getting railed by a bunch of dudes all at once. “I got into doing gangbangs in 2008,” Shirley recalled in the clip reposted by TikToker @auxxxgod, adding that at the time she filmed the premium cable series, she had “done 14 of them since and each one is better than the last one.”
“It’s like, if you taste a new ice cream and you like it, you don’t just have it once,” she explained.
Despite Shirley’s proclivity for getting a train run on her well into her golden years (good for you, Shirley!), it seems many of her peers had a starkly different take on sex, love and romance amid retirement. “I live in a senior complex. The average woman there, all they want is their time alone, they’re not interested in sex or men period,” Shirley recalled, which, same tbh.
But it’s not just her retirement community that fails to share her views on love making and kink, the comments on @auxxxgod’s post oozing yet another deadly sin: envy.
“She got into WHAT?” commented one TikToker by the ever-so-glamorous username, @ifeen4nudy.
“Excuse me?” added @youknow.ant with a string of zoomer-approved crying emojis.
“I should’ve minded my own business with this one,” mused @sxmply.crys.
Shirley, if you’re still kicking today at 87, get it, girl.
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