‘How Many Settings Does That Thing Have?’: Women Choreograph Dances For Each Setting of Their Vibrator
Some people are too scared to ask hard-hitting questions or go all in on their research.
Published 1 year ago in Funny
Some people are too scared to ask hard-hitting questions or go all in on their research. But a trio of roommates went against the grain and dedicated themselves to the liberal arts study of sex toy interpretative dance.
TikTok user @jazzyfizzle497 opened her video with a caption saying “What we think my roommate's new toy settings would dance like?” Then one by one they danced to each vibration pattern. Or more like they used their bodies to conceptually display the complex story of each motor and the pattern they are stuck repeating for eternity — or until someone taps to the next setting.
@jazzyfizzle497 any morse code girlies in the house? stand up for yourself ✊
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There’s popping, there's locking and there's shimmies. It's like an unreleased sequel to Magic Mike. The video goes on for much longer than you’d expect, prompting one commenter to ask “How many settings does that mfr have?!”
The performance is ultimately inspired but it does give those other roommates way too much knowledge on what precisely is going on down the hall. Should we be impressed or worried that she’s on the 9th setting?